My first impression? Hey Celia, weren’t you in that book Beowulf?
And my second:
Holy shit Jay! What’s up with the body armour? I know it’s New York and all, but. . . like. . . i mean. . . what the fuck?!?!
. . . and just to prevent further burning of my retinas, i’m not even going to include the picture with the disturbing camel toe.
The semi-final part of the episode doesn’t really hold any interest from me, so i tend to ignore most of it. Good riddance conspiracy bitch!
I have some general impressions:
Sandra: Shut the fuck up and go back to Maryland! Yeah, she’ll be with us longer than we’re comfortable, just for antagonism’s sake. Not too long. The producers want us to like those that’ll be with us for a while, at least for now.
Celia: I don’t dislike her, and she definitely has a passion for modeling. She also seems to know what she’s doing. Sure, she’s 107 in model years, but that won’t slow her down. . . oh wait. . . yeah it will.
London: She’s interesting. We’ll get to know her better as the show goes along. Of course that means i think she’ll go along with the show. Top three. Here she is tripped out on acid:
Isabella: In my notes i wrote, “hot, epilepsy” Unfortunately, your average fashion show resembles a cross between a rave and a press conference. Have you ever heard of a model out on disability?
Jessica: Jessica’s our hot latina this cycle. And she was sent home!
Fo: Apparently Fo’s a preschool teacher. May the freckle face force be with her.
Tahlia: TyTy! Just because someone struggles with adversity does not make them a model. Sorry for the confusion.
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—–Onward to the next episode—–
London (again): Growing on me, i gotta say. I almost want to root for her. But wait. . . they doomed her in the very first episode, “she doesn’t have the right proportions.” They’ll string her along till the end because she’s a likeable charactor.
Natalie: Cute. She does look like a model, but the way she freaked about her hair has me worndering. Would you ever hear a model on Project Runway crying like that about having their hair changed?
Allison: I had to take a while to sort out how i feel about Allison. Clearly she’s from the planet Zarktaw, but it’s an undeniable fact that alien makes a model. I think she’s going to be a toned down version of last cycles Marjorie, she may go top4 or out next week. Soon we’ll find out whether it’s luck or natural talent (because it’s sure not experience).
Interesting to have Nole Marin as a judge. He was okay, except for the damn dog-in-a-bag. It makes me think back to Janice. I’d like to see her critique these girls. They’d crumble to pieces. There will never be another cycle 4; that’s for sure.
All in all, i have to admit it’s going fairly well for a New York based even numbered cycle.
