Ouch!! I took quite a spill on that one. I feel kinda like the U of M football team. The leading criteria for selection as ANTM, clearly is impredictability. Fucking seriously!! Samantha’s bow-legged. WTF was she doing as a finalist?!!! Gee Mckey. . . you kinda forgot to mention that, “I’ve been trying to model since i was twelve.” I was mad about Anya. I’m fucking incensed at this one!!

The reason i’m mad, i think is because this time i picked someone who NEEDED their help. In the past, i always picked who i thought was the best model. If i’d used that approach, i would have chosen Mckey, and they would have agreed, i guess. Analeigh isn’t going to make it as a model on her own, but she damn-sure can do anything that winning Top Model requires. I totally disagree with Paulina this time, i think that this was a great Covergirl picture.

Analeigh covergirl_try

“It’s so painful to know that it just could be over. . . so fast.” Yes it is, Analeigh, and it’s a little painful to watch too.

Ever notice that every guest on the show likes Analeigh more than the panel ever seems to? In the final commercial she was supposed to steal a kiss, but one was stolen FROM her. (not as though i blame the fellow. . . i’d like to believe i’d do the same thing in that situation)

See Samantha & Mckey? Feel a little anxiety there? This is what Marjorie feels like every fucking second of her life.

What the fuck is up with Mckey’s Kowala? That belongs back in cycle 7.

AAAAAAA!!!!! An alien space wasp!!  KILL IT!!! KILL IT QUICK!!!

Samantha - Scary

Top Models in action: finally a way to tell that i do a better job at picking models than “the panel” does.

The one constant, i have to say is that i never agree.

Question without answers:
What period of time does each “week” of the show take place over?
How long does it take to film the entire cycle?
Do they have off days?
How long does each critique actually last? (some of it is obviously always cut)
Do they have ANY access to outside media (newspapers, TV news, 1nterw3bz, etc)?

Aside from teaches, challenges, or photo shoots; can they ever leave the house? (my guess is no, since they want to perpetuate the stress that being together every second of every day creates).